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IN STOCK AND READY TO SHIP TO YOU!
Prepare Thyself! Dying to recreate your own battle between good and evil? Have you always wanted to go on a misson from God? Now you can with your very own set of DOGMA Inaction Figures! The third in a line of unarticulated but finely crafted figures can now be yours. Included in this release are:
- Bartleby - with wings spread
- Loki - Drunk off his ass and wings that have been cut off
- The Golgathan - sculpted poop at it's finest
- Silent Bob - with the blessed golf driver covered with demonic goo
- Jay - with an uzi. What more needs to be said?
Get them individually for $9.37 (heh heh... 37.. get it?) or get them all for the special existence-saving price of $44.99
From the packaging:
It's a long way from the firing line of conservative protest groups to the toy and comic stores of Middle America, but View Askew and Graphitti Designs have bridged the two to bring you Wave 3 in the festering "Clerks" InAction Figures line, "Dogma".
Send Bartleby on a vengence-crazed bloodbath! Make Loki down a fifth of vodka! Let Jay pump lead into angelic wings! Have Silent Bob open demonic chests with his blessed golf club! And stink up the joint with NoMan, the Poop Monster from Hell! And watch it all happen with stock-still inaction, thanks to zero points of articulation! Sit 'em on your computer! Trade 'em with your friends! Bring 'em to church! The Dogma Inaction Figures bring Heaven and Hell right into your own home!
A NOTE OF CAUTION:
The Golgothan comes with a "squeeze me and I fart" feature! Please be sure to squeeze your Golgothan gently or he could lose his head! See below:

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|  |  | Bartleby Inaction Figure
|  |  | Loki Inaction Figure
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