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Finally, a wearable that not only sports the Mallrats movie logo but famous quotes from the flick as well. This 100% cotton grey t-shirt features the neon green Mallrats logo on the front right corner and a large 'Get Malled!' logo on the right sleeve. But that's not all! On the back, a constellation of quotes from the ultra-funny flick. Featured quotes include, "Do you know how long it takes for that smell to come off", "Some pervert wanted to see me naked so badly, he busted in on me twice", "You dumb bastard, it's not a schooner, it's a sailboat", "Women want romance, not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride", and several more! A must have wearable!

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