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View Askew XXXMas cards!

For the past 9 years View Askew and Graphitti Designs have recognized the sanctity of the holiday seasons by producing their own Christmas cards. Sent only to the corporate moguls and small inner circle of friends shared by the owners of these two companies they have raised more than a few eyebrows for their not-always politically correct and oft-deemed insensitive greetings. In the spirit of giving 'til it hurts, we felt it was only appropriate to finally share them with the world at large and give a shot in the arm to the age-old tradition (created by the USPS and Hallmark to boost revenues), of sending Christmas cards!

With that in mind, the VIEW ASKEW XXXMAS CARDS have arrived for your use and abuse. Each set includes:

  • 3 EACH of 4 different designs
  • 1 BONUS card created for the 1998 holidays, that is overtly dated 1999
  • 13 5" x 7" cards in all with envelopes!

Celebrate a View Askew Holiday this year with the cards that keep on giving!

Set #1 includes:
  • 3 each EZ-Bake oven
  • 3 each 'They know if you've been bad or good..."
  • 3 each Christmas Tuck
  • 3 each Silent Knight
  • 1 1999 Out with the old... in with the Noonch

xxxmasRegular price: $19.95Sale price: $12.95Set: 

XXXMas Set #2Includes:

  • 3 each Buddy Christ
  • 3 each Santa Flash
  • 3 each Outside the Quick Stop
  • 3 each Christmas Scripture
  • 1 1999 - Out with the old, in with the Noonch

xxxmas2$19.95Sale price: $12.95 Set: 

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